most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
IT’S FOR WHEN YOU’RE SO HUNGRY YOU COULD EAT A HORSE
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you
the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous
a lot of the time women fake orgasms to get men off of us because no one told us we’re allowed to say “stop touching me it doesn’t feel good”
Heterosexuality sounds so fucking miserable…for women.